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Guess whose birthday is coming up? [Nov. 20th, 2009|01:36 pm]
Princess & Goddess Worship
Well, well, well. It looks like a special day is coming up- December 2!

I shouldn't have to tell you boys what that means, but because you're dumb- and I'm feeling nice- I'll remind you again.

It's MY BIRTHDAY, 'tards!

As many of you know, I've been somewhat out of the Domme community lately (thanks to my sudden success in the erotic novel genre), but this, lovely ladies and fucktards, is a special occasion. I'm generously allowing you boys to spoil ME, and satisfy your innermost cravings to please a GORGEOUS women to compensate for your invisible cock and other infinite inadaquacies. You can thank me later.

Needless to say, this means I've inflated my wishlist a bit, just so you can bust all your cash on it! Aren't I so nice?

While I do ordinarily enjoy the more personal route of forcing you to shop at women's lingerie stores for me in-person, looking like the panty-loving pervert you are right in front of EVERY sales clerk, well... it's just easier to shop online.

Though if you do insist (and some of you really, really do insist), here's my address. Some of you have already bought things, after all...

Miss Hexx
P.O. Box 1019
Georgetown, CT 06829

If you haven't memorized that yet, slap yourself for being a fucking idiot. I shouldn't have to dirty my hands touching you. (That and the thought of you slapping yourself throws me into fits of hilarious, sadistic glee.)

For those of you balding, middle-aged losers who haven't yet bought me anything due to your severe learning disorders, here is the link to my wishlist:

And look, I've even added little blurbs next to some items. How cute.

I desire the following items most:

Escante Luxurious Lace Midriff Corset
(note that the picture doesn't show up on My wishlist)

Nurse Betty Sandal- I rather enjoy medical play.

Any and ALL books.

...hell, I want EVERYTHING on that list! Forget Me listing it, just buy everything! That's what your paycheck is for, after all.

Oh, and don't expect anything in return.